Right then, you lot — by popular demand (and popular we mean shouted at us repeatedly), the iconic battle cry of the We Have Ways podcast is now available in wearable form. Yes, it's time to BRING UP THE PIAT… on your chest.
Set in bold WW2 Headquarters font with a striking yellow-and-black graphic punch, this is not just a T-shirt — it’s a uniform for the historically enlightened. Whether you’re storming a battlefield walk or just the pub garden, this 100% cotton classic fit tee is your go-to.
Structured, sharp, and built to last — just like the PIAT itself (well… give or take). Layer it up, wear it proud, and prepare for the inevitable nod of approval from fellow listeners.
Vital Statistics (No Need to Phone HQ):
• 100% cotton (soft enough for civvies, tough enough for the front line)
• Double-seamed for durability – because let’s face it, you’ll be wearing this a lot
• Unisex fit – perfect for all ranks
• Available in shades to match your war room, wardrobe, or weapon of choice
Important Briefing:
The White option may lean off-white (don’t blame us, blame the mill).
The ‘Natural’ colour has some dark flecks. Adds character, like a veteran’s beret.
Bottom Line?
It's loud, it's proud, and it’s what Churchill might have worn on his day off.
Bring up the PIAT. Bring home the T-shirt. Job done.
A Bit About the T-Shirt (And Why You Should Check Your Size!)
Al Murray: Now, let’s talk about the T-shirt itself—this isn’t some cheap knockoff; it’s print-on-demand, which means no wasted stock sitting in a warehouse somewhere gathering dust. Instead, every shirt is printed just for you, which is a win for both history lovers and the planet.
James Holland: Absolutely. But, and this is important—check your size before you order. We don’t want loads of returns bouncing around, adding to unnecessary emissions. Pick the right fit, wear it with pride, and show the world you know your history.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
