BRING UP THE PIAT – T-Shirt (Yellow & White Text)

Calling all battlefield boffins, armchair generals and podcast loyalists — it’s time to rally the wardrobe. The legendary phrase that’s echoed across episodes of We Have Ways of Making You Talk is now plastered proudly across your chest in bold yellow and white, like a beacon of historical accuracy and good taste.

This isn’t just a T-shirt — it’s a statement. A salute to the unsung anti-tank hero of the war and the ultimate in podcast in-jokes. You’ll look sharp, feel sharp, and possibly be stopped in the street by someone shouting “Get it up the spout!”

Spec Check (Ordnance Approved):
• 100% cotton – soft enough for comfort, strong enough to survive a Bren Carrier
• Classic unisex fit – whether you're issuing orders or fetching the tea
• Double-stitched for reinforcement (no duct tape needed here)
• Holds its shape better than a staff officer at briefing

Important Dispatches:
White tees may look a bit off-white (like rations tea – still does the job).
‘Natural’ has specks — think of them as authenticity marks.

So what are you waiting for? If you're into history, banter, and bold lettering, this is your uniform. Don’t just talk tactics — wear them. Bring up the PIAT. And bring on the compliments.

A Bit About the T-Shirt (And Why You Should Check Your Size!)

Al Murray: Now, let’s talk about the T-shirt itself—this isn’t some cheap knockoff; it’s print-on-demand, which means no wasted stock sitting in a warehouse somewhere gathering dust. Instead, every shirt is printed just for you, which is a win for both history lovers and the planet.

James Holland: Absolutely. But, and this is important—check your size before you order. We don’t want loads of returns bouncing around, adding to unnecessary emissions. Pick the right fit, wear it with pride, and show the world you know your history.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide