Crocodile T-Shirt – The British Flamethrower Tank of WW2

James Holland: Alright, Al—when it comes to terrifying bits of British kit from the Second World War, it’s hard to top this one. The Churchill Crocodile, a flamethrower tank designed to strike absolute fear into German defenders. Normandy, the Siegfried Line, even the last days of the war—if the Crocodile turned up outside your bunker, you were in serious trouble.

Al Murray: Yeah, because let’s be honest, if there’s one thing that terrifies a soldier more than a tank, it’s a tank that breathes fire. And that’s exactly what this was—80 metres of liquid fire, burning through pillboxes, bunkers, and fortified positions where the enemy thought they were safe. It didn’t just clear the battlefield, it psychologically broke the defenders. If the Crocodile was rolling up, surrender suddenly seemed like a much better idea.

James Holland: And that’s what this T-shirt is all about—pure, unrelenting firepower. That unmistakable wall of flame, the Churchill Crocodile looming in the background, and bold, searing colours to match the absolute hell on earth this machine could unleash. If you’re into British armour, specialist tanks, or just the sheer brutality of late-war combat, this is one for you.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

A Bit About the T-Shirt (And Why You Should Check Your Size!)

Al Murray: Now, let’s talk about the T-shirt itself—this isn’t some cheap knockoff; it’s print-on-demand, which means no wasted stock sitting in a warehouse somewhere gathering dust. Instead, every shirt is printed just for you, which is a win for both history lovers and the planet.

James Holland: Absolutely. But, and this is important—check your size before you order. We don’t want loads of returns bouncing around, adding to unnecessary emissions. Pick the right fit, wear it with pride, and show the world you know your history.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!